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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:01:18 GMT 9.5
post your funny saying here
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:01:46 GMT 9.5
Lights on, door open, nobody at home
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:02:50 GMT 9.5
As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:04:24 GMT 9.5
He's as bent as a butchers hook
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:04:46 GMT 9.5
He's as happy as a Pig in $hit
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:05:53 GMT 9.5
About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:08:11 GMT 9.5
About as subtle as a flying brick
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:10:08 GMT 9.5
She's got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:10:23 GMT 9.5
She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:10:42 GMT 9.5
As tight as a Camels arse in a Sand-storm
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:11:02 GMT 9.5
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:11:25 GMT 9.5
About as interesting as watching paint dry
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:11:45 GMT 9.5
Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:12:19 GMT 9.5
I've seen better hands on a clock
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:12:35 GMT 9.5
As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market
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