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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:13:02 GMT 9.5
He's as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:13:18 GMT 9.5
She's got half the Black Forest hanging out of her armpits
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:13:39 GMT 9.5
As nervous as a turkey at Christmas
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:13:56 GMT 9.5
She's seen more ceilings than Michelagelo
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:14:16 GMT 9.5
She ran off quicker than nuts off a shovel
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:14:45 GMT 9.5
She's as fit as a butchers dog
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:15:14 GMT 9.5
She's got a face squeezed like a squeezed tea bag
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:15:30 GMT 9.5
As useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:16:09 GMT 9.5
His nose is snottier than a frog in a blender
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:16:38 GMT 9.5
Uglier than a hatfull of not a very nice persons
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:17:01 GMT 9.5
As rare as a brass monkey's bollocks
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:17:40 GMT 9.5
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:19:25 GMT 9.5
This guy is all foam, no beer
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:19:43 GMT 9.5
As worn out as a cucumber in a convent
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 9:20:26 GMT 9.5
About as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit.
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