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Post by Tweety on Nov 17, 2006 18:01:45 GMT 9.5
WHAT TELL ME WHAT IS SOOOO FUNNY!!!!
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:02:41 GMT 9.5
Brains... The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves." "Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives. "For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000." Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but the men nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked. Then the patient's daughter asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?" "A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women's brains have to be marked down because they are used." Lol, this is funny. lolo that is funny
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Post by Tweety on Nov 17, 2006 18:03:25 GMT 9.5
Kartracer1 reply please!
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:04:45 GMT 9.5
nuts happens but not a very nice persons cause it! this is funny
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:05:03 GMT 9.5
ha ha ha
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Post by Tweety on Nov 17, 2006 18:05:20 GMT 9.5
well we use are brains oh well ha ha
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:05:48 GMT 9.5
hello
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Post by Tweety on Nov 17, 2006 18:06:47 GMT 9.5
But I wrote nuts happens but not a very nice persons cause it!
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:06:53 GMT 9.5
nice sig
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:07:22 GMT 9.5
yes you wrote nuts
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:07:53 GMT 9.5
nuts you love nuts
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:08:25 GMT 9.5
more funny stories coming soon
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Post by Tweety on Nov 17, 2006 18:08:43 GMT 9.5
the computer keeps changing it by the way it takes me a long time to type!
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:08:54 GMT 9.5
$200 Bucks It Is... A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
" Hi, is Tony home?" " No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:09:39 GMT 9.5
i can tell it takes you a long time to type
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