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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:09:56 GMT 9.5
Acceptable Excuse The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family. A smart ass student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?" As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look. "Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."
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Post by Tweety on Nov 17, 2006 18:10:22 GMT 9.5
the pics of the boobs u sicko
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:10:32 GMT 9.5
do you like those funny stories
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:11:05 GMT 9.5
it was not me it was james
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Post by Tweety on Nov 17, 2006 18:11:35 GMT 9.5
sicko siko
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:11:57 GMT 9.5
hi you do take a long time read the stories
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Post by Tweety on Nov 17, 2006 18:12:00 GMT 9.5
my avatar is cool
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Post by Tweety on Nov 17, 2006 18:12:23 GMT 9.5
where is you sig
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Post by Tweety on Nov 17, 2006 18:13:15 GMT 9.5
not the storys take a little time for me to read............. I do read them!
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:13:33 GMT 9.5
all of these stories are true
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:13:59 GMT 9.5
am a 19 yr. old male and frequently skinny dip at night in my pool outback. One night my parents were away for the weekend and after a long day and party night I grabbed a couple of beers, shed my clothes and headed outside to the pool. I slipped into the pool for a swim, lay on the deck under the midnight sky and had a couple of the beers. I decided to lay on the raft under the moonlight and relax as I floated naked in the pool…
The next thing I know I am being woken at about 8:00 a.m. by the birds chirping, the sun in my eyes and greeted by the stares of the neighbour’s 17 yr. old daughter at poolside as she was leaving for work the next day!!
I had fallen asleep under the stars and slept through the night floating on the raft! When I awoke I was stark naked floating in the middle of the pool with a huge morning hard on sticking straight up. Click here to email this Embarrassing Story to your friends! As the neighbour stared at me in amazement and shock, I had nowhere to hide, no clothes, no towel, nothing to cover with......just the neighbour, myself and my thingy for all to see.
To add insult to injury... our pool can be seen from the alley behind our home and I will never know who else saw me that morning??
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Post by Tweety on Nov 17, 2006 18:14:16 GMT 9.5
SURE!
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:14:41 GMT 9.5
peeing
I’m a girl; my sister and I always try to embarrass each other anyway possible. I’d embarrassed her once before by filling her backpack with condoms (now don’t tell me that’s not embarrassing!), But one day after 1st period I had a whole soda of coca cola. I had to go extremely bad and my sister kept telling water jokes while in class and she kept making water pictures. I was then going to 4th period and my friend showed me a picture of a running river, and I just couldn’t hold it anymore!!
I started peeing like crazy! So much that a stream was shooting off my pants and it was like 5 inches big…After that I felt good but all my clothing was soaked and I was still dripping I got red in the face and was being laughed at.
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:15:25 GMT 9.5
Well, it was track season in Sixth grade and the girls had to work with the boys. I hated co-ed PE and thought that you always had to impress people to get them to like you.
After we changed into our PE clothes and stretched we went out to the track to do discus. It was really hard and the disc was really heavy. It was then that I realized that my bra had come undone and was hanging by a string. I couldn't re-hook it now because all the boys were watching, so when it came my turn I grabbed the discus and got ready to throw. My back was aching and I felt like I was going to puke - hoping that my bra wouldn't come off. Click here to email this Embarrassing Story to your friends! As soon as I threw it, my bra made a quick snapping noise, slid off my arms and down my shirt, landing on the ground. ha ha All the boys and girls started laughing (including the PE teachers).
The bad part was it was pink and lacy!
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:15:57 GMT 9.5
Shortly after our wedding, my new bride and I were getting adjusted to the married life. Arriving home from work one day and finding my wife busy preparing supper, I decided to take a shower. Just as I had started lathering up and singing in the shower, my wife popped her head into the bathroom and stated that she was going to run to the store real quick, and pick up some ingredients she had forgotten. Being newly wed comes with new responsibilities. One of her problem areas was learning to keep up with a new set of house keys. She had on several occasions in the recent weeks, left the house only to return and find out she had no keys to get back in. Click here to email this Embarrassing Story to your friends! As I was singing my third song and shampooing my hair, I heard a knock on the door. Naturally I assumed it was her. So I turned off the water, wrapped a towel around me and ran to the front door to unlock it for her. Only, it wasn't her. There I was with shampoo in my hair and dripping all over the floor, and standing in front of me was a visiting pastor from a local church. It didn't seem to faze him at all. He started in on his little speech about how he wanted to welcome us to the community. I politely asked if he could call again at a later time, then returned to my shower, hoping to wash the embarrassment off my face!!
My new bride returned home to find the carpet soaking wet and enjoyed a great bit of laughter at my experience.
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