Tweety
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Post by Tweety on Nov 17, 2006 18:16:24 GMT 9.5
sure dads home gotta go
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:16:33 GMT 9.5
I am 15 years old, and I have a very close relationship with my twin sister. We were on a train on the way to an audition (we are both aspiring musicians). There were little compartments for each pair of passengers with two seats and a sliding door for privacy. I didn’t know when we got on that there were no bathrooms. This train ride was 7 hours with no stops, and by about 4 hours I really had to pee. I eventually told my sister once I was desperate. She told me to hold it and I told her that I couldn’t. Trying to help me, she found a red bucket in the corner and told me to pee into it. I crouched down onto the floor and held my thingy steady as I peed into the bucket. Click here to email this Embarrassing Story to your friends!
That’s when I heard my sister say that the conductor was coming!!
I zipped up my pants, hid the bucket and bit my lip to keep from peeing in my pants. He came in, collected our tickets, and the second he left I unzipped my pants, grabbed hold of my thingy, and completely missed the bucket peeing all over the floor. I was so upset and embarrassed by this that I cried on my sister's shoulder for about 15 minutes.
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Post by Tweety on Nov 17, 2006 18:16:51 GMT 9.5
bye ;D
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:17:01 GMT 9.5
ok bye
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Post by Kartracer1 on Nov 17, 2006 18:18:08 GMT 9.5
ha ha the stories are funny
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Post by Racer10 on Nov 18, 2006 11:15:41 GMT 9.5
Lol, this is funny. lolo that is funny lol that is funny
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Post by Racer10 on Nov 18, 2006 11:16:43 GMT 9.5
lot of funny stories here
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Post by Racer10 on Nov 18, 2006 11:32:46 GMT 9.5
hi john I am at the shop I am coming back
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Post by Racer10 on Nov 18, 2006 11:35:58 GMT 9.5
soon
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Post by Racer10 on Nov 18, 2006 11:36:47 GMT 9.5
I am back
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Post by Racer10 on Nov 18, 2006 11:37:28 GMT 9.5
$200 Bucks It Is... A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
" Hi, is Tony home?" " No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
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Post by Racer10 on Nov 18, 2006 11:39:50 GMT 9.5
love being naked (when I'm alone). So one day when I was home alone I was strutting around nude. It was pretty fun.
At about noon I went to the toilet. While I was in there I heard the ront door open. My parents had come home!
And not only that! They had tons of friends round (with their kids!)
So I was stuck in the bathroom with no clothes and the only way to get to my clothes was to leave the bathroo with nothing on at all.
I decided to stay, but after about half an hour a small girl was banging on the door.
My parents came up and opened the door with the lock. Click here to email this Embarrassing Story to your friends! When they saw I was naked they sent me to my rom to get dressed.
Unfortunately, it didn't get any better. On the way there I met a girl from my school who was real fit. She laughed at me and pushed my arms out the way, then cracked up and was rolling on the floor. I ran into my room and got dressed. By the next day everyone at school knew about it, including people that don't even go to my school.
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Post by Racer10 on Nov 18, 2006 11:41:32 GMT 9.5
I was at the fair with my boyfriend at the time. I had alot to drink that night and I had to pee really bad. the only thing was that we were on a ride. I thought i could hold it but it was just to much to handle.
So I thought, "well, Im on my period and Im wearing a pad so the pad will soak up some of the pee." Boy, was I wrong. I ended up peeing on him and myself.
After we got off the ride everyone was looking at me. I could have died. To make matters worse my boyfriend told me he couldnt be with someone who cant control it when they have to go. I havent heard from him since that night when he left me at the fair. Click here to email this Embarrassing Story to your friends!
Ill tell you one thing: I havent gone to a fair since then and Im not planning to go to another ever again.
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Post by Racer10 on Nov 18, 2006 11:42:07 GMT 9.5
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This happened when i wuz 12 years old and i was with my boyfriend dating him.. Well, we went to see a romantic film. While watching the film , he grabbed me tight and i had serious gas troubles! As the volume of the movie was high, i let the gas pass through...
Anyways he then started smooching me and i could not hold my gas and then suddenly the interval came and when the movie stopped a loud fart noise came out! My boyfriend just got up and left me!!
Gosh that was embarrassing, i havent seen him since then!
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Post by Racer10 on Nov 18, 2006 11:42:46 GMT 9.5
After receiving a very firm promise of a visit from a young lady that I had been pursuing for several weeks, (her words left no misunderstanding what she expected when she arrived at my appartment).
I rushed home after work, quickly put a bottle of good wine to chill, then showered. As I was about to leave the bathroom to bell rang, I glanced at my watch and saw that it was almost 5 minutes early for her arrival, and since I beleived that she was as anxious as I, I went to the door nude, throwing to door wide I cried out,"WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!!".
There she stood, a shocked look on her face. Click here to email this Embarrassing Story to your friends! ..MY MOTHER......
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